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Chains's picture
Posted 09/16/2006 - 9:30pm by Chains

DOH.....i love you both.....but was pretty funny post ;)

StArLeTz's picture
Posted 09/16/2006 - 5:31pm by StArLeTz

[sarcasm]My husband is such a clever fox...[/sarcasm]

No honestly I thought he was wearing jeans. But anyway, I did find them, ok they WEREN'T in his pants, but dammit they WERE NOT where HE said they were.

DelMonte's picture
Posted 09/16/2006 - 12:02pm by DelMonte

[sarcasm]Sorry, sometimes sacrcasm is hard to catch as text.[/sarcasm]

quade's picture
Posted 09/16/2006 - 9:59am by quade

uh, yeah, i know. i was being frakin sarcastic...

DelMonte's picture
Posted 09/16/2006 - 8:03am by DelMonte

I can't take credit..it was one of Pooh's[sarcasm]great ideas[/sarcasm]

quade's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 11:50pm by quade

Sarcasm tags?!?

[sarcasm]Del, I think you're a frakin' genious![/sarcasm]

Edge78's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 10:27pm by Edge78

I sure hope your couch is comfy...

DelMonte's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 9:39pm by DelMonte

ahhhh....PWNED!!!!!!

Poohminator's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 9:38pm by Poohminator

Here's the funny part. She most likely found it exactly where I left it, and to avoid telling me that I was right, and she was making a fuss over nothing, she decided to lie about where she found it. Little did she know that it couldn't have been in my pants because I was wearing them.

DelMonte's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 9:31pm by DelMonte

could you maybe edit the post and put "[sarcasm][/sarcasm]" around the sarcastic text?

Poohminator's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 9:24pm by Poohminator

Are you serious? I can't read sarcasm unless it looks like this...[sarcasm]I eat wheels for breakfast[/sarcasm]

DelMonte's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 8:58pm by DelMonte

I'm slightly confused...if you were wearing the pants, that the bill was in, how did star find it?

Poohminator's picture
Posted 09/15/2006 - 3:06pm by Poohminator

This is a dramatization of what took place this morning.

Backstory
I had our utility bills in my back pocket last night because I had gathered them and wanted to keep them together, and ran a quick errand. The following took place this morning.

Pooh is at work, and Star is home looking for the bills.

StArLeTz: Where are the bills?
Pooh: I think I set them on the counter or dining room table.
StArLeTz: (starting to get upset) I don't see them here.
Pooh: Maybe it's on your nightstand.
StArLeTz: (still upset. Paper shuffling can be heard.) I already looked there. You better not have left it at your moms.
Pooh: I'm pretty sure I put it on the table.
StArLeTz: It's not here. I'd like to know how you can manage to make our bills disappear of the face of the Earth (Damn. I wish I could, we'd have more money.)
Pooh: Did you look on the end table in the liv...
StArLeTz: I LOOKED EVERYWHERE!!! IT'S NOT HERE!!!
Pooh: I gotta go. Let me know when you find it.
StArLeTz: (click)

A few minutes later, Star calls Pooh back on an unrelated matter.

Pooh: Did you find the bills?
StArLeTz: Yeah.
Pooh: Where was it?
StArLeTz: (unusual pause) It was in your pants from last night.

Here's the pwnage?..I'M WEARING THE PANTS FROM LAST NIGHT!!!!!!

What you just read is a dramatization of what happened today. I found it funny. My wife will hopefully find it funny, as she does not yet know that she has been pwned. Hehehe. Nice motivational poster you made for me Star. >:) :flirt: