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 | Posted 02/10/2009 - 10:09pm by DelMonte In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. |
 | Posted 04/23/2008 - 12:06pm by Chains hehehehe |
| Posted 04/22/2008 - 10:02pm by DelMonte This dude is funny. He has been on Jon Stewart a few times doing the trendspotter piece but lately I have seen him doing a couple of skits on Comedy Central. Whatever there standup show is called. |
| Posted 04/22/2008 - 10:01pm by DelMonte Demetri Martin: I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "What are those?" "Those are orange... oranges." "And what are those?" "Ah, shit. Tall pointies? Are we going by shapes now?" |
| Posted 04/22/2008 - 10:00pm by DelMonte Demetri Martin: There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah. |
Posted 11/02/2006 - 12:42pm by nilrem Hell Yeah!!! | |
 | Posted 11/02/2006 - 9:37am by quade I found this quote today on Fark: :) |