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 | Posted 11/26/2008 - 11:32am by Poohminator [quote="Edge78"]A Christmas Story is the best Christmas movie out there. Uh, you misspelled Badder Santa[/quote] Uh, you misspelled The Star Wars Holiday Special. |
 | Posted 11/26/2008 - 10:21am by quade A Christmas Story is the best Christmas movie out there. Uh, you misspelled Badder Santa |
 | Posted 11/26/2008 - 12:16am by Edge78 A Christmas Story is the best Christmas movie out there. I forgot about The Ref, that is good too. |
 | Posted 11/25/2008 - 7:35pm by Chains DAMNIT....knock got my main one :( ....but here is a couple [quote]Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. - Clark Grizwold You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. - The Ref Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant fucking canon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes burning IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! AGH! - The Ref From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation. - The Ref[/quote] |
 | Posted 11/25/2008 - 3:17pm by KnocK My all time favorite [quote]Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? |
Posted 11/25/2008 - 2:21pm by nilrem favorite christmas movie quotes? heres some of mine.. what are yours? [quote]It's Christmas Eve. It's-it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we-we-we smile a little easier, we-w-w-we-we-we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be. - scrooged Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant. - how the grinch stole christmas Cindy, we may be horribly mangled, but there'll be no sad faces on Christmas. - how the grinch stole christmas Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. - a christmas story Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH! - a christmas story Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us. - a christmas story [/quote] | |
| Posted 11/18/2008 - 5:56pm by quade Yeah. I speak only the truth. Unless I'm lying; in which case the Devil made me do it. |
Posted 11/18/2008 - 2:09pm by nilrem I swear Tobby once told me this exact same thing.. [quote]You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here |