here is some more cool numbers....
Acording to the US version of Google....this is how many pages it brings up for each of the following....
? 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
? 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
? 2,550,000 wondering How to lose friends and alienate people.
? 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
? 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
? 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
? 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
? 256,000,000: I want to die.
? 112,000: I hate a lovely bunch of coconuts
? 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
? 528,000: Why do indians smell.
? 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
? 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
? 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
? 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
? 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
? 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
? 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
? 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
? 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
? 8,380,000: Why men lie.
? 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
? 36,500,000: Why women lie.
? 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
? 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
? 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
? 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
? 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Ed's house, in Ed's pants).
? 818,000: I think im pregnant.
? 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
? Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
? 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
? 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
? 783,000: I have one testicle.
? 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
? 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
? 320,000: I have three testicles.
? 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
? 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
? 159,000,000: When to work.
? 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
? 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
? 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
? 1,510,000: What is a recession.
? 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
? 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
? 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.
We. Are. Doomed.
